So, you want to find out, if alcohol is good for you. Of course, alcohol is perhaps the best thing you can do to your adult life. Perhaps, I am a fool because I stopped drinking about a year or so back. And I severely miss it, just like I miss my virginity.
Disclaimer: the post is a joke. Don’t believe anything said here. Now, read on, and laugh if you will, even if you are drunk reading this.
Just because I made the sordid mistake of living an alcohol-free life, doesn’t mean everyone should do it. I had some philosophical reasons why I quit, but most people are not philosophical. They are simple. They want to die as soon as possible.
Anyhow, let’s look at 20 reasons why alcohol is great for you:
1. Socializing would make no sense without alcohol
Imagine the tragedy of meeting a person or a group, and having no alcohol to go with it. Especially, if you are meeting people, you absolutely hate, like your colleagues, and have to pretend to be having a good time.
You absolutely need alcohol to defend the pretense of the conversation in your mind. How else would you justify if you were sober?
